Funny cards · grey envelope included

Greeting cards for every occasion (and every Housewife).

Birthday puns, holiday giggles and Bravo-worthy one-liners. Pick an occasion below, or use the filters to find the perfect card.

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  • A2 size on thick 110 lb cardstock
  • Add a printed message inside for $2
  • Free shipping on orders $30+
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The details

A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 in), printed on thick 110 lb cardstock. Every card comes with a grey envelope.

Add a message inside

Tick the box on any card, type your note and see a preview. We print it inside in Poppins for $2.

Free shipping at $30

Shipping is free on orders of $30 or more, and you can mix cards with anything else in the shop.

Card packs

Love a show? Our Real Housewives card packs bundle the best one-liners together.